Lern Yerself Scouse! #1

"How to talk proper in Liverpool!"

Nova rubrica aqui em Cranborne Road! Assim quem for conhecer meninas bonitas de Liverpool já tem como falar com elas e nunca meter os pés pelas mãos!

Vamos começar exactamente por frase que envolvam a arte do acasalamento...

- "Lookid dthee aahrse on dthat!!"
Have you noticed the anatomical distribution of that female's behind?

- "Get yer keks off luv" (Bom sinal quando se está para dizer esta!)
Please remove your panties my dear...

- "Awright girl?"
Good day madam or Did you experience an orgasm?

- "Tored the toffees offer"
I had sexual intercourse with that woman

- "Dijja gerra blimp?"
Did you manage to peek up that girl's skirt?

- " Eez a shirtlifter"
He is attrated to members of his own sex

E já estão meia dúzia de frases típicas... Quando menos esperarem, outras 6 cá estarão!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

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